- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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