Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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antijoke is the best website.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Granny porn!

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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