- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

There once was this guy and he fell down

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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