- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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