What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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