- Anti Joke

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.