Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

HOLY COW!

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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