- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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