- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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