- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Face...tastes like chicken!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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