Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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