A praying mantis is very graceful

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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