What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Don't believe in Atheists.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

j.p. is dumb

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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