Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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