- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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