- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Your're racist.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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