- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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