- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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