- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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