Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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