What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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