- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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