- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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