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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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