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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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