You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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