- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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