- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

nothing

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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