- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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