- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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