- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock. Not home.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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