- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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