Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Sam Hengal.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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