Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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