I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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Your adopted

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple??? You... Lol jk no there could be alot of things like getting raped, the holocaust, me killing your children i mean someone killing your children. Because if it was me you would know it was me and file a report and i would be arrested and be sent to jail. And in jail i would try my hardest to stay alive brcause if i died that would suck. I would also try not to drop the soap beacuse i might get rapped by some prisib mate, also the floors are quite dirty and that would guve me any type of bacteirial infection like the stupid yeats infection or maby the persob who takes it from me when i finnish would get aids cause it dropped on the floor and who knows were it was. Then he would die from aids and his wife and or kids would be sad and set up a funeral were a preist would stand in akward silence cause the guy murderd the preists father so he wouldnt be mean an ruin the funeral but he wouldnt say anything nice. But after the funeral the preist would go back home and smoke a cigarette because he has started an unhealthy habbit just like millions of people around the world. When will people learn that it kills you faster than cancer well some cancers are quite quick and painless like a head tumor. But most tumors are able to be saved because the doctors are smart these days coming from yale or havord universitys and what not. Most peopel want to take the easy way out by just working at kinkos or wallmart. Both jobs are shit wich is why im probably going to go there cause no one else will except me in there offices or departments. I think its the fact i look like a pedofile trying to kill babys but you know how life is short and difficult to control but you have one life why waste it. Stupid emo kids trying to cut emselfs and shoot themselfs so they dont have to deal with theirs or their partners periods because the other day coming back from mc donalds this guy almost hit me with his car and threw a cup at me for some strange reason but hey not my problem unless he was my first victim?...... Lol jk i have never killed anyone and im not that creapy... Awks POTATO!!!

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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