- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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