- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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