What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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