- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What has two legs? Half a cat

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

Penis

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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