Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Anti Joke

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