- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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