- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What is funnier than 24 69

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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