What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

I like that, but why am I happy?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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