- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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