Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Ron Paul for President!

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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