What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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