Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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