- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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