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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

PENIS that is all

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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