A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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