Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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