- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Roses are flowers.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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