- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What is the name of the car? What

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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