- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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