A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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black chicken. kfc

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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