Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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