- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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