A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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