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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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