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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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