- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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