- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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