- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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