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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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