How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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