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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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