A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Tony Romo

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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