Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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