Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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