- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

your mum

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I put my baby in a microwave.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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