womens rights.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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