What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What comes after 69? 70

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

the redsox

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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