A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

Anti Joke

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