What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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