What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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