- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

I'm going to Re-write History... History

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

kill yourself....with a cigarette

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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