What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Women's rights.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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