Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Rylan Clark

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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