- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are flowers.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??