- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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