A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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