- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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