- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How about that airline food?

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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