So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

su algato es en fuego

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What? Huh?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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