The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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guess what what ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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