- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What? Huh?

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

this website even though its hilarious.

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