A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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