- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Knock knock... Home invasion

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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