hi jonny

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Anti Joke

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